Thursday, September 2, 2010

Funny Stories:: Two Drunks In A Car And The Indian

There was this party in the woods and all of a sudden there
was a downpour of thunder and rain. These two young guys
ran for about 10 minutes in the pouring rain, finally
reaching their car just as the rain let up. They jumped in
the car, started it up and headed down the road, laughing
and, of course, still drinking one beer after the other.
All of a sudden an old Indian man's face appeared in the
passenger window and tapped lightly on the window! The
passenger screamed out, "eeeeekkk! Look at my window!!!
There's an old Indian guy's face there!" (Was this a ghost?)
This old Indian man kept knocking, so the driver said, "Well
open the window a little and ask him what he wants!"
So the passenger rolled his window down part way and said,
scared out of his wits, "What do you want?" The old
Indian softly replied, "You have any tobacco?" The
passenger, terrified, looked at the driver and said, "He
wants tobacco!" "Well offer him a cigarette! HURRY!!" the
driver replies.
So he fumbles around with the pack and hands the old man a
cigarette and yells, "Step on it!!!" rolling up the window
in terror.
Now going about 80 miles an hour, they calm down and they
start laughing again, and the passenger says, "What do you
think of that? The driver says, "I don't know? How could
that be? I am going pretty fast? Then all of a sudden
AGAIN there is a knock on the window and there is the old
Indian man again. "aaaaaaaaa, there he is again!", the
passenger yells."
Well see what he wants now!" yells back the driver. He
rolls down the window a little ways and shakily says "Yes?"
"Do you have a light?" the old Indian quietly asks. The
passenger throws a lighter out the window at him and rolls
up the window and yells, "STEP ON IT!"
They are now going about 100 miles an hour and still
guzzling beer, trying to forget what they had just seen and
heard, when all of a sudden again there is more knocking!
"Oh my God! HE'S BACK!" He rolls down the window and
screams out, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" in stark fear.
The old man gently replies, "You want some help getting out
of the mud?"

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