A wealthy Navajo Politician was having an affair with a married white woman for several years. This was a woman that was working with him. One late night, during one of their rez-style rendezvous, she confided in him she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to the Midwest to secretly have the child. If she stayed in the Midwest to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. The White woman agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back.. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.. One day, At the trading post about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it" he said. The wife watched as her husband read the card, turn pale, and faint. On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without!!!"